Perpetually Perplexed

My mothers' generation used to sing song like "ವರುಷಕ್ಕೊಂದು ಮದುವೆ  ಇರಲೆಂದು ಹರಸಿದಳೆ  ತನ್ನ ತವರಿಗೇ ". Let there be a marriage each year in my mother's family. We pray that "let there be an election each year".  Roads will be repaired.

I saw an advertisement about ranking of our politicians. In my new found worship for AAP, I clicked the ad and clicked for AK from AAP. Is this how fanship works? One more ranking in the site had rankings for PM of India. Among all known and unknown politicians of India, there were also the following names  Baba Ramdev - He is good yoga guru. But a PM ? Sachin Tendulkar - He himself would be shocked finding his name in the list Priyanka Vadra  Priyanka Chopra - These people are out of their minds Sunny Leone   Is this the biggest drawback of our democracy that people who do not know much will elect the people -  who do not know much !! or worse who know too much (on how to exploit the sentiments, not how to govern) ( am I unpopular because of my such a condescending attitude!) And you can add your own candidates also. I am thinking of adding the following people. Shahrukh Khan - If Priyanka Chopra can be a candidate, why not Shahrukh. He kn...

News Ten cycles will be placed on the Mysore palace premises and visitors can pedal for as long as they wish. Power is generated using a dynamo and the generated power will be stored in batteries and used to light up the palace on Oct 16. Anti News Inspired by this news, the members of parliament have decided to install 20 such bicycles in the house initially. They have mentioned that each one of mps will peddle and generate electricity for the country and its people. They have also told that along with creating electricity in these times of power shortage, these bicycles will also help them to spend their  aggression   energy.   They say that bicycling will help them to remain calmer during sessions and not start verbal abuses and fist fights with each other. 

Thackarey says Biharis in Mumbai must be considered as infiltrators. Modi says there is no malnutrition in the country. It is just gals who like to diet to stay slim Mamata says Dengue is caused by dieting Why do our politicians talk thus? To instigate people? To escape from responsibility? Or just simple indifference? No the real reason is - Everything is fair in love and war. Our great God Krishna has shown this to us with various examples in Mahabharatha. But where is the war you ask wondering, did you miss out today's newspaper? Or the paper highlighting all kinds of gossips and advertisements, did not print this news in order not to frighten aam admi? No, no don't worry. We are talking about different kind of war here. The war our leaders need to fight every second. The war against opposition parties who are heavily armed with so many suitcases, war against media which unnecessarily causes badnami by bringing out scam after scam, war against some so called intel...

These media people are so stupid and they have zero sense of humour. Our friend told that inflation is good for farmers. Don't they understand how that is good for farmers and everyone else in this country. See because of inflation poor people which include our dear farmers will not be able to afford two square meals a day. And as a result, the weak and aged and fragile among them will fall sick and if they are already sick they will become even more sick. And eventually die. So in a family of say 15 members if 3 are old men or women, who die as a result of inflation, the family now will have only 12 mouths to feed. Isn't the end result good for the family? And also we have been telling since the days of _____ji that the root cause of all evil in this country is ever increasing population. If population comes to control as a result of inflation, our country will HAVE to prosper. Just like China prospered by bringing one child policy. Do WE have to explain these things to...