Perpetually Perplexed

God and Satan had a huge fight about supremacy. They decided they will find out who is mightier using a coding competition as it was the "cool" thing, and as miracles, protecting or decimating were taken over by mortals. They started typing furiously without looking left or right. Satan with a wicked grin on his face and God with an arrogant smirk on his face. Hours passed and the challenge was reaching finale. And the onlookers - lesser gods (and lesser satans?) were sitting on edge, biting their nails. "Dhom" suddenly there was a power cut. We are talking about pre- laptop era and UPS systems were affordable only to ultra rich. And God was not one.  So both systems blacked out. You could hear the shrieks of fans, here on earth. In a few minutes the results were declared and God was announced as the winner. Why? Because God saves! Why am I writing this stale joke now, when one does not  have to save, as laptops have batteries and its users have tai...

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shakespeare asked the question To Be or Not To Be.  But did not answer it. We have the answer and it is FF (2B| ~2B = FF)  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you give 10,000 monkeys a keyboard and a computer or in today's world a laptop, eventually one of them will write Java program. And the rest will write perl code.   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...