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Old jokes but still funny

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
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Shakespeare asked the question To Be or Not To Be. 
But did not answer it.

 We have the answer and it is FF

 (2B| ~2B = FF)
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If you give 10,000 monkeys a keyboard and a computer or in today's world a laptop, eventually one of them will write Java program.

 And the rest will write perl code.  

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