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I have invented a new time pass when travelling. Reading the phrases written on vehicles especially autos. Well it is really entertaining. Amma i.e mother is the most famous word here followed by bull (gooli). The latter is normally pictorial. But some autos even say in words "gowdru gooli". Beware, this auto will stab you with its horns. Yesterday I saw the combination of both. A bull's picture above which Amma was written. Well, not only this person , even his mother will stab you.
Many other people write their childrens' names and wives' names. Again some of them will be very weird. Like Sushmitha on one side and Pakshita on other side. Pakshita????I agree my eyesight is quite bad. But what else it could have been. Unable to guess.
One auto had the most harsh truth written. Love is sweet and poijun. Don't we all know it is a poijun!!!!
Many devout people, I think people on the wrong side of youth like me, will have god's name written. What names!! I am realizing god is having infinite... unimaginable names. Like Mannamma?
But the pictures are even more interesting. Normally the private buses will have pictures. Of whom? Who else, the beautiful Mrs B.i.e. Aishwarya.

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